Happy Australia Day!

There's an old and apt observation that a Frenchman must have no-one above him, while an Englishman must have someone beneath him.

I will extend this to offer the observation that the Frenchman will posture and pose until his status is shown, while the Englishman will drag down and belittle until his status is secured.

The Australian must have the pair of them downwind until they learn the basics of personal hygiene.

And he'll keep bloody telling them so until they get a bloody clue about other people and life in the real world.

Happy Australia Day!